lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

palahknuckles:

favorite sport: old

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baboushkat)

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

townsvillain:

philolspice:

townsvillain:

why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior 

because nudes are real