in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
nice to meet you!
when i was in kindergarten i got to shake a tarantulas hand
a bunch of people from the zoo brought us a bunch of bugs to see and the tarantula really slowly stuck his footy out at me??? and the lady said ‘that means she wants to shake your hand!’ so i wiggled it like in the gif and ever since i have been convinced that tarantulas have excellent manners
But what if it didn’t actually want to shake your hand and it jumped onto your arm and oh god
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
and the plot thickens
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
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