for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
favorite sport: old
I. Love. Her.
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
(Source: baboushkat)
(Source: the-goggles)

For you
(Source: imwearingnewsocks)
They’re not the best but…
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
(Source: natural-charisma)
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior
because nudes are real